MAN YOUR PUBIC HAIR MIGHT POSE A PROBLEM!
Ok just to be clear..we women love your hair (the hair on your head), whether you’re rockin’ an ’afro or Dread locks or even a baldie! Rock that baldie with pride!
Truth be told, as long as you treat us right, keep us satisfied, and are willing to try something new every now and then, we could give a damn about what’s going on atop your head. Confidence comes from within, not from Samson-length locks.
Perhaps we would appreciate a trim with a number-two guard — or if you went completely bald down under,
So if you’ve been feeling insecure about your situation, take a moment after your next shower and peep your reflection in the bathroom mirror. Look at the handsome face, smile, and think to yourself, Who cares if it’s been two months since my last cut? My partner loves me just the way I am.
Now, while you’re still standing there naked, look down. No, lower. You see that other scruffy situation going on?
Yeah, we’re gonna need you to handle that.
Many women take it upon themselves to figure out a hair management routine for their nether regions — especially if their partners ask for it.
If you haven’t already, ask your partner whether you should make like a gardener and shear the shrubs.
You might be surprised by where the conversation goes. Maybe she’s all gucci with your mane. Perhaps she’d appreciate a trim with — or if you went completely bald down under, Talk it out; maybe there’s something that works for you both.
That talk can go beyond your privates. Men tend to let their hair fly freely everywhere: shoulders, chest, back, legs.But even with those preferences, my guess is that most will appreciate some degree of upkeep. If so, take care. Grab a shaving stick, take a hot shower, and have at it. Just remember: hair removal processes come with the risk of infection or ingrown hairs. So for the unskilled and/or shaky-handed reading this, advanced manscaping may be better left to a professional.
Don’t feel like dealing with any of this, even after your partner has made the request? Fine. Do what makes you feel comfortable. (I guess.) But I’m going to say this flat-out: If you expect oral action, you’d better be shaving your boys. Like, seriously. Be considerate to those who venture down there.
Remember, we love you just the way you are. Going hairless up top? We’ve got your back. Just do us a favor and check below the equator. Bald might work there, too.